Posts by Brokeback Watchtower

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YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

by brandnew in

jw
friends

if getting ready means putting on a suit........ you might be a j.w.. if going out to the field has nothing to do with grass, baseball diamonds, or football ......... you might be a j.w.. please continue my friends.......i know ya got some.....; ).

Brokeback Watchtower

If you feel that burnt hot dogs remind you of being faithful to a Corporation you might be a severely traumatized Jehovah's Witness needing psychiatric help.

If you feel Jehovah rides an invisible chariot instead of a more modern high end vehicle there is a 80% chance you are a Jehovah's Witness.

If you can only receive gifts on Christmas but can never give them you either an unrepentant Scrooge or a selfish Jehovah Witness.

If you believe that Jehovah was a good guy when he killed all the people that bible says he did then you could be a Jehovah's Witness but the odds are you are probably just a naive person that beleives God is good no matter what evil acts he commits.

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Are the trolley dollies* getting any results? Or, is it just another waste of life?

by fulltimestudent in

jw
friends

steve2 initiated a discussion on how our former loving brothers and sisters are behaving, while engaging in the 'trolley work.

' (link: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/93590001/within-one-minute-jw-trolley-directs-me-jw-org ).

my own observations are the same as the posters report on steve2's thread.

Brokeback Watchtower

I think cart Witnessing might help deprogram some after all your not required to engage in conversation and so no repeating of indoctrination and that is a good thing!

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Are the trolley dollies* getting any results? Or, is it just another waste of life?

by fulltimestudent in

jw
friends

steve2 initiated a discussion on how our former loving brothers and sisters are behaving, while engaging in the 'trolley work.

' (link: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/93590001/within-one-minute-jw-trolley-directs-me-jw-org ).

my own observations are the same as the posters report on steve2's thread.

Brokeback Watchtower

Well that all depends do they have a contribution box compartment? I mean they WT ain't that hard up stupid and just giving away literature are they? I'm sure their is incentive on the publishers part to pay the stipulated cost out of his pocket if no contributions are forth coming.

I truley wounder if the GB lost it financial mind or what? What a waste of corporate lackey power these CEO out to be shot and executed for their corporate ineptitude in how they are utilizing available resources.

128

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

by brandnew in

jw
friends

if getting ready means putting on a suit........ you might be a j.w.. if going out to the field has nothing to do with grass, baseball diamonds, or football ......... you might be a j.w.. please continue my friends.......i know ya got some.....; ).

Brokeback Watchtower

If you think Sparlock the wizard toy is evil and makes Jehovah the big guy upstairs sad you most definitely are a dye in the wool high ranking Jehovah's gullible Witness.

128

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

by brandnew in

jw
friends

if getting ready means putting on a suit........ you might be a j.w.. if going out to the field has nothing to do with grass, baseball diamonds, or football ......... you might be a j.w.. please continue my friends.......i know ya got some.....; ).

Brokeback Watchtower

If you think with a childlike mind that generations=1 generation, you might be a hoodwinked Jehovah's Witness slaving for the Watchtower Corporation.

If you go door to door offering a product and nobody's buying it you might be a under achieving vacuum or encyclopedia salesman that needs to get in another line of work or a Jehovah's Witness

If you think the whole world and all the governments are tools of the Devil you are either some kind of insane nut or a Jehovah's indoctrinated Witness.

If you think the Governing Body needs to drop some acid(LSD) and chill out listening Professor Trance and then seriously go see a good psychiatrist about their self serving Bible interpretations you are definitely not a loyal Jehovah Witness but could perhaps in name only and just attend meeting to keep family and friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJLhK9qbKDs&list=PL_2DufmM3oD8N8az0TGOKIxAWfCFn52U8

128

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

by brandnew in

jw
friends

if getting ready means putting on a suit........ you might be a j.w.. if going out to the field has nothing to do with grass, baseball diamonds, or football ......... you might be a j.w.. please continue my friends.......i know ya got some.....; ).

Brokeback Watchtower

If you come home, and you knock on your front door softly, wait 3 minutes and then go to your neighbors house and do the same thing, you might be a highly indoctrinated Jehovah Witness who forgot that this was your house.

If you love tight pants but will never wear them you might be a Jehovah witness.

If you think Jehovah gets sad all the time over trifles you might be a Jehovah Witness.

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Andromeda awaits the "Great Crowd of Other Sheep"

by Doug Mason in

the great crowd, the other sheep will live forever on planet earth.. years will move from centuries, millennia, and millions of years to billions of years.

after 4 billion years, the sky will fill as their milky way galaxy and its neighbouring andomeda galaxy collide, with amazing changes in gravitational forces.

what an amazing sight!.

Brokeback Watchtower

Who to say that Jehovah could change his mind and feel regret or something and let the earth go up in cinders and to hell with its occupants.

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Giving comments at meetings that cause cognitive dissonance while keeping yourself below elder radar for apostasy

by Brokeback Watchtower in

well i'm sure we can come up with clever comments that make people feel uncomfortable by serving to decompartmentalize things that have been compartmentalized in the thinking of the average jw.

or comments that make the cognitive dissonance stand out plainly, these have to be said in innocent manner and with an apparent obliviousness to the contradiction.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/compartmentalization_%28psychology%29.

Brokeback Watchtower

Also even more effective is giving a private statements that cause cognitive dissonance but done with complete innocent expression and obliviousness to the contradictions.

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Andromeda awaits the "Great Crowd of Other Sheep"

by Doug Mason in

the great crowd, the other sheep will live forever on planet earth.. years will move from centuries, millennia, and millions of years to billions of years.

after 4 billion years, the sky will fill as their milky way galaxy and its neighbouring andomeda galaxy collide, with amazing changes in gravitational forces.

what an amazing sight!.

Brokeback Watchtower

I wounder if Jehovah owns that galaxy too, I'm mean where is his territory does he rule over just the milky galaxy or perhaps just the stars you can see with the naked eyes(Isaiah whatnot). Anyway if the whole milky way galaxy is his and he is steering it he needs to put the forces of gravity under his control because who know his prize possession the earth and it's sun may windup being swallowed by a black hole or something, o well I kinda guess he don't understand the laws of physics he created or was supposed to have created according to what seems to be the eventual outcome for the planet his live forever promise looks like it might not be possible.

Seem like everybody eventually going to wind up in heaven somewhere that was suppose to live forever on earth because eventually the sun is going to become a red giant and make paradise a hell.

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Favorite Music Video

by WildTurkey in

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what is your favorite music video?

after shes my cherry pie, i like foo fighters learn to fly

Brokeback Watchtower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2PbG6KQKsE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kj6wZR6ouU&list=RD4kj6wZR6ouU